UFC 282 - The Alphabet Paragraph

Here's another installment of the United Friends Challenge (UFC) ... but before I get to that, I have to mention that I'll be posting, later, a story that I was supposed to do over a week ago, but forgot to finish it. (Supposed to, because it was MY challenge.)

So, when you see UFC 281 & think I numbered it wrong... it is not.

Anyway, onto this week's challenge:

How well do you know your abc's?
Write a paragraph or poem using only 26 words.
The first word in your piece must begin with "a" the second with "b", and so forth.

To see other entries, click HERE.
With mine, I capitalized the 1st of each word on purpose. ;)

Albeit, Bygone Customs Don't Escape From Grandeur, However Informal, Justifies Keeping Like Most Notable Of Predecessors. Quaintly Remember Steep Traditions Using Various Wonderment, Xeroxing Yesteryear's Zaniness!!!!